BOOM! Headshot!

Someone come get smashed with me. I got a bottle of bad high grade and three lumps of silver and I’m usin it all tonight, with or without company.

Who do I gotta pay to stop feeling like

whatever this is

Like a piece from the wrong puzzle

a-good-distraction:

Okay, I still don’t get what the gays are though.

The what

Ugh, frag me. It’s been nothin but construction construction construction for weeks. Do I look like a fraggin construction bot.

They won’t even let me have my gun. Ratch said he’s “concerned about my health” after the last time I went out shooting. Whatever.

Finally got some time to myself though, so… what’s been goin on around here? Anything interesting?

Anonymous sent: What do you like about Whelljack's smile?

neverpipingdown:

That ought to cover it.

Anonymous sent: How was your first day in the greenhouse?

a-good-distraction:

a-good-distraction:

There were plants.

We’ve got a greenhouse here.

Ew. Whose bright idea was that?

Anonymous sent: How was your first day in the greenhouse?

a-good-distraction:

There were plants.

I thought you were on Cybertron.

5000mechanometers sent: Hey, Bumblebee. ... Bumbs. Uh. ... Hey, you want a cake? I just, uh, one showed up in my inbox and I don't really... You could split it with Wheeljack or something. Maybe give some to the docbot, you don't haveta tell him it's from me.

neverpipingdown:

Well…sure, I’ll take it! But are you sure you don’t want it?

I mean, it’s cake.

Here.

I… I’m just not feelin it. I can’t. Someone should have it who’s gonna enjoy it.

Just, uh. Do me a favour and split the heart piece between you an’ Wheeljack, yeah? Do whatever ya want with the rest of it.

Oh, that’s too bad… I already made it for you, see? Go on then, have a slice. Share it with some friends, maybe. You’ll feel better after, trust me.

………

Anonymous sent: Wow, look at those cakes, huh? You want one? You've seemed kinda down lately, maybe it'll cheer you up.

Uh… think I’m alright. Thanks, though.

Anonymous sent: What do you like about his optics?

a-good-distraction:

Okay, just look

And sometimes they go

Anonymous sent: How much do you love Bumblebee's optics?

a-good-distraction:

More than drugs.